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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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Not a chance.

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This is a fine romance.

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Laura's packing.

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What? Laura's packing. Just pass the
room. She's packing.

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What's she up to now?

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Packing.

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I know that. I mean, why?

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Oh, I've given up asking why Laura does
anything.

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Well, I'd better go and find out.

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Well, what's Bill going to do? Mow the
lawn?

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When you grow up, Bill, I hope you don't
find it too embarrassing to have a mad

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aunt.

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Laura? What are you doing?

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I thought I'd go and see my madame for
the weekend.

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Oh, I was just throwing out to tell you.

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You didn't think I was going to do
anything silly again, did you?

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No.

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You did.

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Well, be honest.

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This hasn't been the sanest period in
your life, has it? No.

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But it's going to change now. I'm quite
excited about that.

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Oh, good.

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What are you going to do?

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I don't know.

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Find a nice flat.

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What about Mike?

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He's already got a nice flat.

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The one we used to live in. You know
what I mean. No, I don't know what you

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mean. Now, why should everyone suddenly
assume, because I came back from

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Brussels, that Mike and I were going to
pick up from where we left off? Because

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you did.

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Oh, was it that obvious?

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No.

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Fairly obvious.

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Do you see? They all get on each other's
nerves.

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Oh, yes.

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Well, that's a good sign, isn't it?

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There are no good signs.

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What's the point in looking for good
signs?

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Elaine, you mean. Yes.

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I can't help it if Mike's suddenly
displaying a sudden predilection for

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teenagers. You said she was thirsty.

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Well, young women, then.

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Fight back.

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I would.

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You've got the ammunition.

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You can't blame him, you know. As far as
he knew, you've gone for good.

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He must have been lonely.

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Well, I don't blame him. I just... I'll
blow him anywhere. I've got my life to

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get on with.

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Put Bill back in the pram.

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Couldn't stand the suspense.

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I'm going to see Mum and Dad for the
weekend.

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Oh, that's good.

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Nice. Hello.

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Yes.

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That must be my taxi. Give them our
love. When will you be back?

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Oh, Monday morning, I should think.

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Depends how much I get on their nerves.

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Bye. Bye, Laura.

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That good came out a bit too quickly,
didn't it? Yeah, it did a bit.

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I was just thinking of having a whole
weekend to ourselves at last.

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Except we were going out Sunday night.

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That's all right. Laura wasn't coming.

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I know.

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She was going to babysit for us.

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Hello, Daddy.

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Hello, Dumpling.

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Come see you. Well, that's good, isn't
it?

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Isn't that good?

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Only for the weekend.

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Johnny good.

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Alice, you let your mother know. If
anyone arrives unexpectedly, she always

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the house is in an awful mess.

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Look who's here.

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The house is an awful mess.

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It'll be a nice surprise.

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Oh, it is, except the house is in an
awful mess. Hello, dear. Hello, Mummy.

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How's my little grandson?

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Oh, he's fine.

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And Helen?

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She's fine, too.

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How's your uncle?

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He's fine.

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How am I?

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Well, we don't know, dear. You know
that.

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I'm fine.

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Just for the weekend.

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It suits you. It really does.

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We were lucky to get a table. They get
quite crowded at lunchtime.

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It's half empty in the pub.

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I thought this would be more lively.

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Oh, it is.

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Very lively.

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Have you decided?

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What are you going to have?

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A number seven. Oh, I'll have the bread.

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You don't like cooked cheese.

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Oh.

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Do you want me to read it out to you?

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No, thank you.

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You vain old thing.

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Well, it is a bit dim in here, isn't it?

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They suit you.

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No, no, no, they really do.

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That's the A to Z that get you.

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Pardon? The A to Z, all those tiny
little street names.

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One day you just can't read them.

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And then you realise that for the rest
of your life you'll never be able to

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them without wearing glasses.

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Street names in A to Z isn't exactly a
vital part of life, is it? No.

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Which makes me wonder how much else of
you is going into decline.

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Shall we order?

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Yeah, well, if ever I can attract the
attention of... Ah, there you are.

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A number 7, please. One number 7.

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And I'd like number 3, please. One
number 3.

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And a number 14.

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Number 14.

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What about the wine? That was the wine.

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That it?

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Yes, thank you.

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What a charming girl.

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I thought you didn't like gushy service.

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Well, I don't like gushy service, but I
don't object to the odd trickle of

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civility.

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How's Laura?

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I don't know how Laura is.

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I haven't seen her lately.

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Why ask about Laura? Because you're
ratty.

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She'd love that.

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Mike, I've had some news about my job.

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Huh?

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It seems I'm to move off a bracket in
the stores I demonstrate in. Oh, good.

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And as most of the stores are in London,
I shall be moving down here.

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To live? Yes.

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Oh.

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Oh, good.

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One number seven, one number three, one
number 14.

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158. Thank you.

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You're just four years old.

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V .E. Day.

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You've got a little flag.

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V .E. Day?

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That's a tram in the background.

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Yeah. Was I allowed to pack the horses?

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They weren't horse -drawn, dear.

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Don't be silly.

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Oh, there's one of your fathers showing
off in his uniform.

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Let me see that.

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I'm not showing off at all. I'm just
standing there.

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You're showing off.

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You've got your arms folded.

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You always folded your arms when you
were showing off.

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You wore some very saucy hats in those
days, didn't you?

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Chic. Ah, there she is.

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Pretty little girl.

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Helen? Yes.

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You're in it as well, Dumpling.

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reading. You always had your nose in a
book.

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What? Playing with the other children.

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Perhaps you're in one of your moods.

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I've got a silly hat on as well.

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You'd love that hat. Oh, I would,
wouldn't I? You used to sleep in it.

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I must have been a weird child.

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All right, that's it. I recognise the
signs you're overtired.

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I'm not overtired.

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Well, I'm ready for bed.

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I'll be up in a minute.

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Good night, India.

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Good night, Mummy.

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We'll have a nice long talk in the
morning.

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Yes, in the morning.

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We were very proud of your reading, you
know.

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I don't know what to do.

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I wish you could be happy.

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Mummy doesn't want to talk about it,
does she?

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She doesn't know what to say.

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I mean, being a parent doesn't
automatically make you wise.

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Aren't you wise?

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Anyone whose idea of showing off is
folding his arms, can't they?

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And these problems, you see, they didn't
exist in our day.

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Well, they must have done.

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There were men then, weren't there?

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There were women.

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Yeah, but all this living together.

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Do you think it's immoral?

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No, confusing.

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Well, I'm not living together, am I?

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I mean, you can't run off for six months
and then expect to come back to find

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everything the same, you know.

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Helen said that.

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Did you want it to be?

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Helen said I did.

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You always had such a clear mind.

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I know.

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You do when you're on your own.

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You're on your own now. Yes, I know, but
I don't seem to have a mind.

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I don't know what's happened to it.

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You haven't seen one lying around
anywhere, have you?

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Ah.

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Did you and Mike ever discuss marriage?

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Not discuss, no.

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Apparently, he once nearly proposed to
me.

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What do you mean, apparently?

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Well, he told me he did.

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Well, surely you must have been there at
the time.

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Yes, but I was asleep.

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I can't think of anything to say about
that.

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No.

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Anyway, I told Helen I was going to get
on with my life.

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Well, that sounds very positive.

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Yes.

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Except that I don't actually know what
it means.

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Why don't you go to bed?

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Yeah, I think I will.

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What about you?

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In a minute.

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You know, if we'd had more talks like
this, I'd be better at them.

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So would I.

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Good night, company.

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Good night, Daddy.

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What are you doing?

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Looking at the cemetery across the road.

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Just because you've got reading glasses
doesn't mean you need to think that far

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ahead.

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It's quite lively on a Sunday.

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Well, perhaps lively is not the right
word.

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We often used to... Well, anyway, what
would you like to do this afternoon?

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Well, actually... Mike, would you mind
if I went back to Birmingham today

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instead of in the morning?

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I wasn't going to suggest we sit and
look at the cemetery all afternoon.

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No, I know.

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Which is the job, you see. Moving down
here, there's quite a lot of things to

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clear up.

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Yes, of course.

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Well, I may as well go now, actually.

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Um... When you move down to London...
You don't want me to move in with you,

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you? No. Well, don't mess about. Give me
a direct answer.

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That sounds awful, doesn't it?

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Honest. Not flattering, but honest.

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It's not you.

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It's me.

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You see, being with someone some of the
time is not the same as being with

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someone all of the time.

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Oh, no, well, that's obvious, isn't it?

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What I mean is... Mike. No, let me
finish.

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What I mean is that we like the best of
each other.

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I think all the rest, the bits in
between... Mike. No, because there are

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between. There are the dull bits and the
tired bits and the angry bits.

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And when you balance all those bits up
against the best bits, well, it's a

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terrible risk, isn't it?

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Mike, if you'd have asked me to move in,
I'd have said no.

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Oh, I see.

259
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,650
Well, don't look injured. You just
explained it yourself.

260
00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:52,039
Do you mean to say that you understood
what I was talking about? Yes.

261
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,520
You were talking about Laura.

262
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,120
Oh, she's got nothing to do with it.

263
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,620
Oh, yes, she has.

264
00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:02,859
Because with her, you got as close to
taking that terrible risk as you're ever

265
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,910
going to get.

266
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,820
And you're the same sort of people.

267
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,000
Oh, what sort would that be? Dull.

268
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,250
Oh, thanks.

269
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,610
Well, nice.

270
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,160
dull. Oh, that's even better.

271
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,240
Not to each other, to me.

272
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,900
Now, come on, let's stay honest.

273
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,300
What am I to you?

274
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,000
Well, certainly not dull.

275
00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:22,190
Tiring.

276
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,490
Yes.

277
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:27,939
Wine bars and street markets and all
-night showings of Cary Grant movies at

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NFT.

279
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,900
It's not you, is it? Oh, I fell asleep.

280
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,800
Missed the second film entirely.

281
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,120
Would be a disaster.

282
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,640
I'm too old to be a disaster.

283
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,470
I'm too young.

284
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,000
I think I'll get my things together.

285
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,570
Thanks, Mike.

286
00:14:51,571 --> 00:14:52,319
What for?

287
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,370
The best bits.

288
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,920
Because they were lovely.

289
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,660
No, Jenny, of course it's not your
fault.

290
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:05,980
No, you haven't let us down at all.

291
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,840
Yes, some other time.

292
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,470
Bye. Oysters.

293
00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:18,899
How far have we been moved for?

294
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:22,270
The babysitter's let us down. We'll have
to settle for fish fingers.

295
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,250
She promised.

296
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,800
I had no kids today. Got no
consideration for other people at all.

297
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,710
She's got a cold and she didn't want to
give it to Bill.

298
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,720
Well, that's thoughtful, isn't it?

299
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,670
I was really looking forward to this
evening out.

300
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,150
Well,

301
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:39,979
That's the trouble with being parents.

302
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,390
You don't get enough chances to play
grown -ups.

303
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,000
Well, I might as well take this off.

304
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,260
On the other hand, we can always play
grown -ups at home.

305
00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,819
I thought you were in the mood for
oysters.

306
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:52,870
I'm adaptable.

307
00:15:52,871 --> 00:15:57,579
If that's anyone who looks in the least
bit like a babysitter, drag him in.

308
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,680
Back on the oysters.

309
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,840
Hello. Mike!

310
00:16:18,071 --> 00:16:25,219
I was wondering if Laura was in. No,
she's ageing her mother and father at

311
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,270
moment. Sorry.

312
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:29,859
She's visiting Mum and Dad, Mike. We're
not expecting her back till Monday

313
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:30,910
morning.

314
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:34,180
Did you want to see Laura about anything
special?

315
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,450
No, no, no.

316
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,960
You look nice.

317
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:37,999
Thank you.

318
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,819
We were going out, actually, but the
babysitter had to let us down at the

319
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,540
minute. Oh, that's bad luck.

320
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,420
You ever done any babysitting, Mike? No.

321
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,500
Well, if he's not doing anything...

322
00:16:49,770 --> 00:16:51,490
Well, I wouldn't mind.

323
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,060
What have I got to do?

324
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:56,989
Oh, make yourself at home, pour yourself
a drink, watch television. Oh, I think

325
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,040
I could handle that.

326
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:02,730
And what happens if the baby wakes up?
Well, uh, jiggle him about a bit.

327
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,250
That's all the same, Mike.

328
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:08,489
Well, the restaurant is only five
minutes away, you know.

329
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:09,540
That's true.

330
00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:10,969
He's a good sleeper, is Bill.

331
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:12,139
That's true as well.

332
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:16,088
Look, leave the number of the
restaurant, and if anything happens that

333
00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:18,259
handle, I'll get the baby to give you a
call.

334
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,490
No, I'd like to, really.

335
00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:26,750
We won't be late.

336
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,190
Now, you will call... I promise.

337
00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:31,249
Come on, before you change your mind.

338
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,300
Thanks, Mike.

339
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,670
Have a nice time. Bye.

340
00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:15,559
You were supposed to be at your
parents'. The conversation dried up.

341
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,360
What do you know about babysitting?

342
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,940
More than I did an hour ago.

343
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,210
Is he all right?

344
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,420
Of course he's all right.

345
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,300
He woke up and had a little cry, that's
all.

346
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,690
What did you do?

347
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,220
Well, I jiggled him about a bit.

348
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,060
But he didn't seem to like that.

349
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,030
So I just chatted to him till he went to
sleep.

350
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,040
What did you chat to him about?

351
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,350
Football.

352
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,170
Gardening.

353
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:44,960
You.

354
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,030
What did you say to him about me?

355
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:50,809
There's no need to ask like that.

356
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,670
He's not going to tell anybody, is he?

357
00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:57,269
I just think it's a peculiar subject to
talk to a baby about, that's all.

358
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,189
Well, no, it isn't.

359
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:01,980
I came to see you, but you weren't here,
so I finished up chatting to the baby.

360
00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:04,629
What did you want to see me for in the
first place?

361
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:07,610
I thought we could go and have a drink.

362
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,590
We can't leave the baby. In the first
place.

363
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,260
And have a chat.

364
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:14,309
What about?

365
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:15,360
Us.

366
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,560
Oh.

367
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:23,400
Go on, then.

368
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,000
Hiya,

369
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,700
Mum and Dad.

370
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:39,900
We're fine.

371
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,200
It's not about us.

372
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,080
Funny.

373
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:46,229
That's what I went to see them about,
having a chat.

374
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:47,310
How did that work out?

375
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:48,620
Not very well.

376
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,329
Every time I tried, Daddy patted me on
the head and Mummy brought up the

377
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:53,380
photograph album.

378
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,430
We should chat to each other.

379
00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:57,960
We are.

380
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,340
Right.

381
00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:01,649
I'll start.

382
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,700
Right.

383
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,110
Elaine said something today.

384
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,140
Really?

385
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,080
Yes, really.

386
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,980
Now, look, do you want to listen to this
or not? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

387
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,460
Right.

388
00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:22,349
Well, I was talking about the dull bits
of life, the tired bits and the angry

389
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,460
bits, and she said I was talking about
you.

390
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:33,930
Do spit in her eye for me the next time
you see her.

391
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,810
I shan't be seeing her.

392
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:39,530
What? It's finished.

393
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,330
This afternoon.

394
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:48,130
And you came round here to see me this
evening?

395
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,970
Yes.

396
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,000
You reptile. What do you mean?

397
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,450
What do I mean?

398
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:57,439
Miss Wonderful walks out on you, and not
only did you come round here to get me

399
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,390
back, but you try and do it by quoting
her juvenile opinion.

400
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,200
If you're going to resort to abuse, at
least don't be repetitive.

401
00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,519
I'll think of something better in a
minute.

402
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,780
Let go of the door. You let go!

403
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,290
All right.

404
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,720
Look, you've got this all wrong.

405
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,190
Really?

406
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,770
Yes, really.

407
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,120
For a start, Elaine did not walk out on
me.

408
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,750
Did you hear that?

409
00:21:58,540 --> 00:21:59,590
I must have done.

410
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:06,279
She was talking about moving down to
London and I thought she wanted to move

411
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,560
with me and I suddenly realised I didn't
want her to.

412
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,210
Because of me?

413
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,450
No.

414
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,440
Not directly, I mean.

415
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:24,720
Oh, I don't know.

416
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:28,680
You don't have a monopoly on feeling
confused, you know.

417
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:37,529
Start just... that if we don't talk...
I'm fairly sure of

418
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:38,580
one thing.

419
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,040
Not sure.

420
00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:42,380
Fairly sure.

421
00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:48,450
I explained it better to the baby.

422
00:23:25,919 --> 00:23:29,380
This is a fine romance.

423
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:33,980
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